Thursday, April 10, 2008

I HATE laundry!!!!!

Laundry. grrrrrrr...
The MOST tedious of all chores. Even as you are finishing the job, you are creating more dirty laundry with the clothing you are laboring in. It is never done!
I have left a huge pile of three loads of clean clothes on my bed for a week. Everyday I go to fold and something just stops me in my tracks. I can't do it. I. hhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttte. laundry.

I know, I know, you're thinking "What else is new Shan, everyone hates laundry. That's like saying 'I love chocolate or puppies are cute or even more universal... I hate laundry!'


Well, you're absolutely right, except I don't just hate it.
I abhor,
abominate,
loathe,
can't stand,
anathematize,
despise,
shudder at,
deride,
deprecate,
execrate,
detest,
scorn,
recoil away,
shun,
disdain,
curse,

(huff...puff... I ran out of air...)



Oh, wait, what's that you say. I have a husband?
Nevermind, laundry is done. :)


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude! Same here. So glad my other half doesn't mind doing laundry... or cooking.

Emily Main said...

haha! I don't mind doing that laundry, but I HATE folding and putting it away. It will literally sit in a clean pile in the guest room for days before my hubby gets fed up and just does it himself.

lately, he's accepted the launry chore as his own... and trash. Thankfully.

Colby said...

Yo! Thanks so much for the wine at dinner and for saving some time for us! It was awesome to see you. Say, what was the name of that tasty wine? We gots to gets us some!

Kevin O'Donnell said...

I need a new fucking blog. I read this at work instead of working and what the hell am I supposed to do when the same one is up. I mean i hate laundry as much as the next guy. But it is getting way too much top-o-the-blog press.

sarah marie p said...

OH man, I TOTALLY understand. Sure, everyone hates laundry, but I really, really, REALLY HATE IT. I'd much rather go buy some new undies that wash laundry. There is SO much laundry all over my bedroom floor, it's disturbing. ack! i would like to say that if I had my own washer/dryer and didn't have to haul ass and basket of laundry down to the apartment laundry room, hope that nobody else is using the machines...wait 37 mins and then go change it...wait 45 mins and then haul ass back downstairs again I might do more laundry. but now i remember living at home with my parents and having piles of laundry. so, maybe im hopeless. good thing for husbands since mine hates it less then me!! he's always the one that makes us do it.