I know, you are slightly smiling but more wincing at my inflated ego and merciless arrogance, but trust me, those moments are few and far between, because more often than not this overconfidence gets me in trouble and I am shamefully humbled. This a trait that only my wonderful and patient husband can handle. And to be honest, I have done a lot of humiliating and stupid things that Josh surprisingly never throws in my face...
Like the time when I thought I would play a practical joke on him by convincing him that West Virginia is actually south of Virginia.
Like the time I thought it would be a silly little joke to touch his arm with a hot curling iron.
Like the time I drove all the way to Indiana, screaming "I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING" before I realized I'd driven an hour into the wrong state.
Like the time I thought I would karaoke "Dancing in the Streets" at a very intimate, very quiet restaurant filled with confused Hawaiians and one supportive/embarrassed husband.
Like the time I tackled him into a snowdrift that actually hid a very hard curb and broke his rib.
Like the time I posted a picture of his face decorated as a basset hound.
Like the time I...... All I can say is...
THANK GOD THIS GUY MARRIED ME!
