Remember this? My brother and I used to bake rubbery bugs using this ridiculous machine with the light bulb heating that colorful goop in their creepy little molds...That got me thinking about all the kooky toys us kids of the 80's used to play with. The more I thought about all these antique playthings the more I came up with, but the one that kept popping up in my mind was the old board game of truth or dare... Girl Talk.
I did some extra research on this one because I could have sworn I owned this game, but I realized with the more I learned that I had no idea how much fun this was, and that I wish I could apply these wild and crazy risks to my own life! I found some old cards from the original version to give me suggestions on how to really live life!
OH NO!!! NOT A WHOLE MINUTE!
But then I found this one. I was offended by the
shocking dare! But not because it was crazy, or like
totally embarrassing. This darewas one that I see my
husband do almost on a daily basis. No, I don't witness
him "calling the cutest boy in his class and asking that
boy who he likes..." No, I haven't seen him struggle to
complete the complicated dare of "standing on one foot
and balancing a ruler on his chin."
No, this dare just shows how CRAZY he is!
Maybe it's just me and my life, but this wild dare
has become a mundane snack in my house.
So, I want to file a formal compliant! Get
me Milton AND Bradley on the phone! Those goons
can't make my husband look like a risk-taking,
dare-challenging adrenaline junkie freak and not hear
what I have to say about it! Some people!
shocking dare! But not because it was crazy, or like
totally embarrassing. This darewas one that I see my
husband do almost on a daily basis. No, I don't witness
him "calling the cutest boy in his class and asking that
boy who he likes..." No, I haven't seen him struggle to
complete the complicated dare of "standing on one foot
and balancing a ruler on his chin."
No, this dare just shows how CRAZY he is!
Maybe it's just me and my life, but this wild dare
has become a mundane snack in my house.
So, I want to file a formal compliant! Get
me Milton AND Bradley on the phone! Those goons
can't make my husband look like a risk-taking,
dare-challenging adrenaline junkie freak and not hear
what I have to say about it! Some people!
3 comments:
hahahahahah! um yea that would be an amazing addition to my morning right now if I had one in my hands. hahaha
duuuuuuude, creepy crawlers were way rad. i burnt my hand on that fucking oven like three times though.
hahah. i was just thinking about girl talk! haha. the zit stickers, i love it.
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