Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Cut. It. Out.

What?
Oh, that, it's just the WORLD PREMIERE video of my fave band. Jesse and the Rippers.

What?
uh, I beg to differ. Perhaps you need me to describe why this is the greatest video ever made. I mean, just imagine the inspiration needed to create such a moving work of art. Wait, can you hear it? why, that must be the directors commentary. Let's have a listen:

Aaaaaannnnnnd
ACTION!!!

Cue Jesse. Good, keep that camera rotating, more wind, get those sexy white sheets billowing people, I want to really feel this realistic adobe mission with Uncle Jesse waking up from a restful night's sleep. Yes!

And cut to drum sticks banging on glistening pile of gems! Good, let's get that in slow motion...

And here it comes, don't rush it Jesse, rise from your sleep- ooo I like the wide open eyes to start, nice touch. Now come forward and look deep and pensive. Better. Closer. Warmer....

Fade to candles, YES! Nothing says rock like soft flickering light.
Now the Rippers... Take it from here boys! And don't play it down, I want you all to really show off your talents! Bongo man, go nuts. Keyboard guy, don't you take off those glasses even in this dark candlelit church- that's your trademark! Bearded backup singer.... wait, who are you exactly?

And just put in a couple of shots of crying babies, some toes, and a final blowout of the candle...
and I think we got ourselves a rock video!

Good work people, That's a wrap!



All I can say is.... wow. period.

2 comments:

Kevin O'Donnell said...

Hahaha...is that Steven Seagal's leather native american style jacket that he's wearing? I swear I saw Steven beat some nuclear terrorists with a 2X4 in that jacket.

sarah marie p said...

Hee... love it! I really need to order my Uncle Jesse & the Rippers Tshirt-- no joke.

Btw, I REALLY think you need to come visit my blog to check out my awesome Uncle Jesse doll!!!! Swoon. XOXO